Leeds Fans Ecstatic After Howson Double Carlisle hearts were broken this evening when 19 year old midfielder Jonathan Howson struck twice to send Leeds United to Wembley for the Third Division League One play off final. Let's hope we have more luck than last time we went to football central, I still shudder to remember that afternoon vs. Villa.

LUFC - Must Do Better Tonight As one of the pundits said earlier in the week...."The difference between these two clubs is that Carlisle would really like to go up, but Leeds have to go up."

SuperMac A wave of apathy engulfed Elland Road (and St. James' Park, ha ha ha ha) as shortarsed manager Dennis Wise announced he was leaving, hey ho. Spirits were soon lifted however as Leeds United Legend Gary McAllister was given the manager's job. I'm sure I'm not alone amongst Leeds fans in thinking that the brains of our managerial team went to Spurs, and all we were left with was a shouty, angry dwarf. With SuperMac on board though, surely we'll be promoted to Division 2.

I Don't Like To See The Scum Win, But..... That goal against Aston Villa (another team I despise) when no less than three hapless, hopeless and hilarious Villa players managed to touch the ball on it's way into their own goal, genius lads, sheer comic genius. Super Leeds continue their magnifcent march up the, *coughs*, ahem, 3rd Division as was, LUFC are now 9th in League One, and would have been 9 points clear at the top if not for the fact that our chairman is a buffoon. This Saturday, Leeds vs. Millwall, come on lads, five or six nil please.

How The Mighty Have Fallen, And Keep On Falling So Leeds have been relegated (a ten nil win next week isn't all that likely to happen), and now it looks as if the club is going into administration as well. At least we can sleep soundly in the knowledge that there are numerous ex-Leeds players and staff who have taken huge, dirty great enormous piles of money out of LUFC whilst the club edges closer to bankruptcy, you shameless swine.