Cock Of The Week - Dog Owners Not all dog owners obviously, because there are many, many good pet owners who look after their animals and the mess their animals leave behind, but, there is a certain species of dog owner whose actions are so stupid as to make me want to harm them with a blunt and heavy object. Many dog owners conscientiously clear up their dog mess, they scoop it up into little bags and then either take it home or drop it in the bin, thanks for that folks, you're doing the right thing because it is the right thing to do and we appreciate your efforts in keeping our streets and parks clear of excrement. Then, along comes dog owner type two, who also conscientiously scoops up their pet's mess into a little bag, but then hurls the little bag into a ditch / tree / hedge to leave collections of deeply unpleasant parcels festooning the greenery like some perverted festive decoration. You are morons, you are horrible people, you are Yorkshire Soul's "Cock Of The Week!" Be warned, if are seen commiting this foul act, a large, angry, beardy bloke will force you to eat up your dog mess with a teaspoon.