Fuggin' Hell, It Was Yorkshiresoul Wot Killed Diana In an extraordinary, yet at the same time almost commonplace turn of events in the High Court yesterday, strange old man Mohammed al Fayed accused Yorkshiresoul of murdering Dodi and Diana. "It was 'im that did it, he's part of a Nazi / facist / right wing / anti-muslim / vegisexual conspiracy, him and that bastard Prince Philip." After making this incredible statement Al Fayed was cross examined.... "I put it to you sir that you are actually stark staring bonkers ?" "You're not putting it to me," replied the Fugger. "Bloody public schoolboys, you're all part of it, bastards." Mohammed Al Fayed storms onto the pitch during the half time break at Fulham to accuse a number of footballers of murdering Diana. Mohammed Al Fayed accuses Lily Allen of murdering Diana, and of stealing her favourite pink teddy bear. Mohammed Al Fayed uses his magical Eygptian Guilt Sniffing Lapdogs to accuse Lucy Liu of murdering Diana ? Have You Been Accused Of Murdering Diana ? If not, then email madoldfugger@Harrods.com