Just Weird The phone rings...... Waitress - "You're weird, you know that don't you ?" YS - (laughs)"Why do you say that ?" Waitres - "'Cos if one of my mates texted her boss for to ask some work the reply would be like 6.30 on Saturday or something like that, and you're reply was ?......" YS - "Er....." Waitress - "I've got the text here, it says 'Have you considered selling yourself to to Great Cthulu, MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!, you see, that's just weird." YS - "MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Waitress - "WEIRD!" YS - "MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Waitress - "What the hell is a Great Cthulu anyway ?" YS - "He is the Lord of Utter Darkness, the Knower of Madness, the Beast from Beyond Time, and he wants you to work 6.30 Saturday" Waitress - "Fine. Weirdo." You too can use YS's Cthulu Staff Management Programme, would you like your staff to be driven screaming into the maw of madness ? Yes ! Then chant 'Come Lord Cthulu' three times after midnight.