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Week 45
Books 61
What Einstein Told His Cook - Robert L Wolke****
Dine Out And Lose Weight - Michel Montignac**
The Zombie Survival Guide - Max Brooks****
Lady Chatterley's Trial : Regina vs. Penguin Books***
Coalescent - Stephen Baxter****
Wintersmith - Terry Pratchett***
The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer - Mark Twain****
Types And Faces - Roy Tinsley's Autobiography****
American Hardcore : A Tribal History - Steven Blush***
Why Don't Penguin's Feet Freeze ? - Ed Mick O'Hare****
10)
The Fog - James Herbert***
Exultant - Stephen Baxter***
The Enchanter - Vladimir Nabokov****
Morality For Beautiful Girls - Alexander McCall Smith****
The Things They Carried - Tim O'Brian****
Stand & Deliver : The Autobiography - Adam Ant**
World War Z - Max Brooks****
Prador Moon - Neal Asher*****
A Short History Of Tractors In Ukrainian - Marina Lewycka****
White Line Fever : The Autobiography - Lemmy***
20)
Transcendent - Stephen Baxter****
The Highest Tide - Jim Lynch****
To The Baltic With Bob - Gryff Rhyss-Jones**
Stone - Adam Roberts**
Extreme Cuisine - Jerry Hpkins*****
The Swarm - Franz Schatzing****
Call Me Elizabeth - Dawn Annadale***
The Old Man And The Sea - Ernest Hemingway*****
The Forever War - Joe Haldeman***
The Swarm - Franz Schatzing***
30)
Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure - Dave Gorman****
Less Than Zero - Brett Easton Ellis**
Winnie The Pooh - A A Milne*****
Geldof In Africa - Bob Geldof*****
The Ascent Of Rum Doodle - W E Bowman***
Nymphomation - Jeff Noon*****
The Spanish Civil War - Antony Beever****
For Whom The Bell Tolls - Ernest Hemingway****
Heart Of Darkness - Joseph Conrad****
A Year At The Movies - Kevin Murphy***
40)
Dead Run - P J Tracy***
Forgotten Voices Of The Great War - Max Arthur****
Sister Alice - Robert Reed****
Candide - Voltaire****
The Lesson Of Her Death - Jeffrey Deaver***
A Farewell To Arms - Ernest Hemingway*****
Down The Bright Way - Robert Reed***
And It's Goodnight From Him....- Ronnie Corbett****
Polity Agent - Neal Asher*****
Relentless - Simon Kernick****
50)
Helix - Eric Brown***
Lost In A Good Book - Jasper Fforde****
The Colour Purple - Alice Walker*****
Drugs Are Nice - Lisa Crystal Carver***
The Book Thief - Markus Zusak*****
D-Day - Stephen E Ambrose*****
The Other Side Of The Dale - Gervase Phinn***
Spanky - christopher Fowler****
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald***
The Wishbones - Tom Perrotta***
The Well Of Lost Plots - Jasper Fforde****



Pride of Baghdad - Brian K Vaughan & Niko Henrichon****
Hellshock - Jae Lee*****
Durham Red : The Vermin Stars - Dan Abnett & Mark Harrison*****
Zombies! Feast - Shane McCarthy****
Lucifer : Evensong - MIke Carey*****
The Ballad Of Halo Jones - Alan Moore*****
Transmetropolitan 1-7 - Warren Ellis***
Death : Time Of Your Life - Neal Gaiman*****
Death : The High Cost Of Living - Neal Gaiman****
We 3 -
This Sorrowful Life : The Walking Dead - Robert Kirkman****
Fables : Sons Of Empire - Bill Willingham*****
Fables : The (Nearly) Great Escape - Bill Willingham*****
Sandman : Season Of Mists - Neal Gaiman*****

No Love Lost - The Rifles***
Hats Off To The Buskers - The View****
The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance****
The Good, The Bad & The Queen - ST***
All We Know Is Falling - Paramore***
Yoni - Ginger****
We Are The Lucky 13 - The God Damn Whores****
Music For Lapdancers - The Fighting Cocks****
Take To The Skies - Enter Shikari***
Kick - White Rose Movement****
The Best Damn Thing - Avril Lavigne**
Favourite Worst Nightmare - Arctic Monkeys***
Back To Black - Amy Winehouse****
The Best Of...- The Proclaimers****
The Blackening - Machine Head****
The Wildhearts - The Wildhearts*****
United Abominations - Megadeth****
G U Medicine - G U Medicine****
Saints Of Excess - G U Medicine*****
Thank God For Silence - Sign****
Eat Me, Drink Me - Marilyn Manson***
Life In Cartoon Motion - Mika***
Super Taranta! - Gogol Bordello****
Orchestra Of Wolves - Gallows***
Black Rain - Ozzy Osbourne****
Hessian Mercenaries - Vallenbrosa****
Life With You - Th Proclaimers****
In Requiem - Paradise Lost****
30 Seconds To Mars - A Beautiful Lie**
In Rainbows - Radiohead**

Edi3ione****
La Fleur Cravignar Saint Emilion '00*****
Michel Torrino Torrontes****
Luis Canas Rioja Reserva '97*****
Kalimna Bin 28 Shiraz '98*****
Chateau du Cayrou '96****
Domaine du Touron Monbazillac '83****
The Back Shed Shiraz '03***
Ravenswood Lodi Old Vine Zin '04****
Felsner Gruner Veltliner '04****
Paolo Masi Chianti Reserva '01****
Angove's Bin 105 Gewurtraminer '05***
Salice Salentino '04****
Fortaleza de Imas Graciano '04****
Circular Quay Bin 30 Shiraz '05***
Dr. Loosen Riesling '00****
Penfolds Thomas Hyland chardonnay '02****
Sartori Regolo '02****
Tatachilla Longbottom Chardonnay '02****
Turckheim Riesling '00****
Monte Capella Pinot Grigio '05***
Wolf Blass Cab Sauv Yellow '05***
Sileni 'The Lodge' Chard '04*****
Ygay Rioja Reserva '01****

The Adelphi, Leeds****
Farsyde, Ilkley*****
Viva Cuba, Leeds***
Shanti, Kirkstall****
Chester Fried, Puerto Del Carman, Lanzarote****
La Lonja, Puerto Del Carman, Lanzarote****
Cocina, Bradford****
Sunshine, Ilkley****
Harry Ramsdens, Guiseley****
Farsyde, Ilkley*****
Zen Rendevous, Guiseley****
Olive Tree, Pudsey****
Tubby Wadlow's, Ilkley*****
Saffron, Ilkley***
Brio, Leeds***

Waking The Dead Series 1,2,3,4*****
El Laberinto del Fauno****
Downfall*****
Flightplan****
Band Of Brothers*****
The Exorcism Of Emily Rose***
Letters From Iwo Jima*****
Green Street***
300****
Inside Man***
Munich****
The Lake House*
This Is England*****
March Of The Penguins***
Zodiac****
Control****

Brimham rocks, Feb
Ilkley & Addingham Moor, Jan
Pen-Y-Ghent, Mar
Washburn Valley, Jan

Name: Yorkshire Soul
Location: Ilkley, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom

I've been to all sorts of nice places, home and abroad, I've met all manner of good folk, but I'm a child of the Dales, of the hills and streams, the moors and rocks, Yorkshire's in my soul.

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Monday, December 24, 2007

Change

The undecaphants first recognised its coming, with their finely tuned senses they picked up on the micro lumen flux taking place above them, they swung their faceted heads in broad sweeps and uttered low moans of fear.

The undecaphants lived in the valley bottom but the sound of their frightened lowing carried up the green slopes and the picawrens that bustled and rushed in the treetops stopped their chitter chatter, they paused their constant flight and noise, and, heads cocked all to one side, they listened.

It began as a low sussuration emanating from the rapidly brightening lumen flux. The sussuration grew to an uluating, roaring wave of Doppler projected noise and now a black speck could be seen in the midst of the brightness.

The undecaphants were panicked, they ran in circles, in strait lines, took random angled turns and all the time they raised their trunks and trumpeted their fear and distress, adding their own racket to the tumult coming from above. Some tried to climb the valley walls, tearing huge chunks of avogadro moss and soil with their feet, some few plunged into the river which was now foaming and rushing in its channel, pulling loose the reeds and the nests of the webergeese they held.

The black speck grew to the shape of a bird, a large fowl, a vast creature with sharp angled slowly flapping wings.

So bright was the lumen flux that the remaining undecaphants were blinded. Pascalmoles pushed to the surface as the chaos of the bird's approach fatally altered the geometry of their sub surface homes. The picawrens dropped out of the air as a huge mag wave slammed down the valley, disorientated and lost they huddled on the ground and awaited their fate.

The bird with its sphere of light passed down the valley and in its wake it brought chaos and change. The river boiled and leapt, then froze into pinnacles, sheets and spears. The leviathan undecaphants regressed, legs shearing away, bodies narrowing and lengthening, a million years reversed in a second, and it took many seconds for the bird to fly over. The new triaphants flapped uselessly at the ground, their vast bodies already suffering without water to support them.

With dull thumps, the pasclmoles imploded, the soil pocked downwards where those that had not yet made the surface died in their lairs, the bird opened its beak and snapped at the glowing clouds of joules they left behind. It passed down the valley and the roar of its flight deepened and shook the trees.

In its wake everything had altered. The soft green meadows were now harsh plateaus of angular basalt, where the forest had breathed now stood spires of twisted geometry painful to the eye and mind. The picawrens remained, but they half turned, and half turned again and did not stand where they began and their chittering talk was now a discomforting shriek.

All in the valley had changed, the picawrens began to feast on the still living flesh of the triaphants who writhed in a duality of agony on the newly grown coulomb grass, the realms of the pascalmoles continued to collapse creating fractured sinkholes with violent primed edges.

All in the valley had changed and it would never return to the old ways, for such was the terrible passing of the isosceles triangle bird of doom.

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