World's Worst Air Crash Claims 974 Lives, And Counting Sad news this week as deaths from the crash of Nigerian Airline's flagship Tardis jetliner continue to mount. Although the plane crashed into the sea off Benin on Boxing Day 2003, the list of the dead, which apparently includes virtually every minor diplomat and bank manager in Africa, keeps getting longer. Only this morning I was informed of the death of Dr. Zongo Usman, Exchange Manager at the Bank Of Africa, Dr. Usman is being listed as the 974'th fatality on the 112 seater plane. Dr. Usman also has a spare bank account overflowing with $20m+. The FBI, Interpol and Mossad are now actively engaged in investigating the Benin air disaster as it is estimated that that the personal bank balances of the 974 dead accounts for 102% of world trade for the period 1990-2007 and may involve other missing sums of money such as items from the Titanic, huge piles of Nazi gold and the lost treasure of Atlantis. A plane really did crash. In other news, the Irish Times reports that a 5 seat Cessna light aircraft has crashed into Dublin City Cemetery, Police have so far recovered 237 bodies.