Safe And Secure ? How awake are you first thing in the morning ? I'm often a little bleary and muddled until I've been up for half an hour or so and got a mug of coffee inside me. However, my first job here at the club every morning is to open up, so when my alarm goes I get dressed, stumble round the building in the dark and open the doors and then remove the security post so that people can use the upper car park. Yesterday I thought the padlock on the post seemed a bit stiff, it had been sticking a little the previous night when I locked it, so I gave the key a bit of a twist, and the bloody thing sheared off in the lock. It was only when I went back into the lit kitchen that I noticed I had brought the wrong set of keys with me, therefore the key that I had just broken off wasn't the right one. Mrs YS had an early appointment at the nail salon, so I had to wake her up and tell her she might not be going unless she was going to walk to Burley. Mrs YS phoned Duncan, head of greens staff, who laughed like a drain at my idiocy, and who then came to our rescue with a pair of bolt-cutters. Just seeing how quickley those cutters got through the padlock makes you think though, if someone is determined to get in, it really is diffcult to stop them.