The Mattanza![]() Joseph and his family lived on the island of Sicily. He lived there with his father Kevin, his mother Liz, his little sister Ellie and his uncle Mikey and Auntie Meg. Joe’s father was the best fisherman in the village, he would catch the biggest tuna for Uncle Mikey to cook, Meg would set the tables and his mother would bring beautiful flowers from the hills and sing to baby Ellie. Every spring the men of the village would follow Joe’s father to the boats and set out to sea to catch the tuna. They would chant............ “Mattanza, Mattanza, Big Fish, Fast Fish, Strong Fish, Slippery Fish” Joe’s father would pull the fish from the sea and take them back to the village. Uncle Mikey cooked them with herbs, Meg poured the wine and the lemonade for the little ones, Joe’s mother gave tiny bits of fish to Ellie and everyone was full and happy. ![]() One year Joe’s father sailed to sea, the fishermen chanted.......... “Mattanza, Mattanza, Big Fish, Fast Fish, Strong Fish, Slippery Fish” But no fish came. They returned to the village. Uncle Mikey was sad because he had no tuna to cook. Auntie Meg was sad because no-one was eating at her pretty tables. Joseph’s mother was sad because no-one saw the beautiful flowers she had gathered. “There are no fish” said Joe’s father. “We must find out what is wrong.” They set out to sea, Joseph’s father rowed, Uncle Mikey steered and Joseph kept lookout, they all chanted............... “Mattanza, Mattanza, Big Fish, Fast Fish, Strong Fish, Slippery Fish” But no fish came. They sailed further than they had ever gone before, past Gibralter and to the Atlantic Ocean, and they saw a terrible thing. A huge ship, as big as an island with a red sun flag, and it was sucking up all the tuna fish. “What shall we do?” asked Joseph. “I know” said Uncle Mikey “We need the Rainbow People” and he began to splash the water, Joseph and his father began to splash as well, they splashed and splashed and between them they made a rainbow. Out from the rainbow sailed a beautiful ship, it was painted emerald green and it’s crew were handsome and beautiful and brave and strong. ![]() The Rainbow People sailed up to the big black ship with the red sun, they sailed around and around it, they shouted and made noise. “Raaaa” they shouted. And Jospeph’s father shouted “Raaaaa”. And Uncle Mikey shouted “Raaaaa”. And Joseph shouted “Raaaa.” The people on the black ship became fearful, because of all the noise everyone could now see that they were stealing all the tuna fish, they pulled up their anchor and sailed away. The Rainbow People sailed away with a last, mighty “Raaaa”, just in case the bad ship should think to come back. Joseph and his father and Uncle Mikey sailed back to the village, his mother and Auntie Meg were waiting on the harbour, they were very pleased to see them. They all chanted.............. “Mattanza, Mattanza, Big Fish, Fast Fish, Strong Fish, Slippery Fish” ![]() And the fish came, Joe’s father caught them, Uncle Mikey cooked them, Meg served them on her pretty tables, Joe’s mother sang and danced for Ellie and Ellie laughed. Everybody was happy again. |
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What Einstein Told His Cook - Robert L Wolke****
Dine Out And Lose Weight - Michel Montignac**
The Zombie Survival Guide - Max Brooks****
Lady Chatterley's Trial : Regina vs. Penguin Books***
Coalescent - Stephen Baxter****
Wintersmith - Terry Pratchett***
The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer - Mark Twain****
Types And Faces - Roy Tinsley's Autobiography****
American Hardcore : A Tribal History - Steven Blush***
Why Don't Penguin's Feet Freeze ? - Ed Mick O'Hare****
10)
The Fog - James Herbert***
Exultant - Stephen Baxter***
The Enchanter - Vladimir Nabokov****
Morality For Beautiful Girls - Alexander McCall Smith****
The Things They Carried - Tim O'Brian****
Stand & Deliver : The Autobiography - Adam Ant**
World War Z - Max Brooks****
Prador Moon - Neal Asher*****
A Short History Of Tractors In Ukrainian - Marina Lewycka****
White Line Fever : The Autobiography - Lemmy***
20)
Transcendent - Stephen Baxter****
The Highest Tide - Jim Lynch****
To The Baltic With Bob - Gryff Rhyss-Jones**
Stone - Adam Roberts**
Extreme Cuisine - Jerry Hpkins*****
The Swarm - Franz Schatzing****
Call Me Elizabeth - Dawn Annadale***
The Old Man And The Sea - Ernest Hemingway*****
The Forever War - Joe Haldeman***
The Swarm - Franz Schatzing***
30)
Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure - Dave Gorman****
Less Than Zero - Brett Easton Ellis**
Winnie The Pooh - A A Milne*****
Geldof In Africa - Bob Geldof*****
The Ascent Of Rum Doodle - W E Bowman***
Nymphomation - Jeff Noon*****
The Spanish Civil War - Antony Beever****
For Whom The Bell Tolls - Ernest Hemingway****
Heart Of Darkness - Joseph Conrad****
A Year At The Movies - Kevin Murphy***
40)
Dead Run - P J Tracy***
Forgotten Voices Of The Great War - Max Arthur****
Sister Alice - Robert Reed****
Candide - Voltaire****
The Lesson Of Her Death - Jeffrey Deaver***
A Farewell To Arms - Ernest Hemingway*****
Down The Bright Way - Robert Reed***
And It's Goodnight From Him....- Ronnie Corbett****
Polity Agent - Neal Asher*****
Relentless - Simon Kernick****
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Helix - Eric Brown***
Lost In A Good Book - Jasper Fforde****
The Colour Purple - Alice Walker*****
Drugs Are Nice - Lisa Crystal Carver***
The Book Thief - Markus Zusak*****
D-Day - Stephen E Ambrose*****
The Other Side Of The Dale - Gervase Phinn***
Spanky - christopher Fowler****
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald***
The Wishbones - Tom Perrotta***
The Well Of Lost Plots - Jasper Fforde****
Pride of Baghdad - Brian K Vaughan & Niko Henrichon****
Hellshock - Jae Lee*****
Durham Red : The Vermin Stars - Dan Abnett & Mark Harrison*****
Zombies! Feast - Shane McCarthy****
Lucifer : Evensong - MIke Carey*****
The Ballad Of Halo Jones - Alan Moore*****
Transmetropolitan 1-7 - Warren Ellis***
Death : Time Of Your Life - Neal Gaiman*****
Death : The High Cost Of Living - Neal Gaiman****
We 3 -
This Sorrowful Life : The Walking Dead - Robert Kirkman****
Fables : Sons Of Empire - Bill Willingham*****
Fables : The (Nearly) Great Escape - Bill Willingham*****
Sandman : Season Of Mists - Neal Gaiman*****
No Love Lost - The Rifles***
Hats Off To The Buskers - The View****
The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance****
The Good, The Bad & The Queen - ST***
All We Know Is Falling - Paramore***
Yoni - Ginger****
We Are The Lucky 13 - The God Damn Whores****
Music For Lapdancers - The Fighting Cocks****
Take To The Skies - Enter Shikari***
Kick - White Rose Movement****
The Best Damn Thing - Avril Lavigne**
Favourite Worst Nightmare - Arctic Monkeys***
Back To Black - Amy Winehouse****
The Best Of...- The Proclaimers****
The Blackening - Machine Head****
The Wildhearts - The Wildhearts*****
United Abominations - Megadeth****
G U Medicine - G U Medicine****
Saints Of Excess - G U Medicine*****
Thank God For Silence - Sign****
Eat Me, Drink Me - Marilyn Manson***
Life In Cartoon Motion - Mika***
Super Taranta! - Gogol Bordello****
Orchestra Of Wolves - Gallows***
Black Rain - Ozzy Osbourne****
Hessian Mercenaries - Vallenbrosa****
Life With You - Th Proclaimers****
In Requiem - Paradise Lost****
30 Seconds To Mars - A Beautiful Lie**
In Rainbows - Radiohead**
Edi3ione****
La Fleur Cravignar Saint Emilion '00*****
Michel Torrino Torrontes****
Luis Canas Rioja Reserva '97*****
Kalimna Bin 28 Shiraz '98*****
Chateau du Cayrou '96****
Domaine du Touron Monbazillac '83****
The Back Shed Shiraz '03***
Ravenswood Lodi Old Vine Zin '04****
Felsner Gruner Veltliner '04****
Paolo Masi Chianti Reserva '01****
Angove's Bin 105 Gewurtraminer '05***
Salice Salentino '04****
Fortaleza de Imas Graciano '04****
Circular Quay Bin 30 Shiraz '05***
Dr. Loosen Riesling '00****
Penfolds Thomas Hyland chardonnay '02****
Sartori Regolo '02****
Tatachilla Longbottom Chardonnay '02****
Turckheim Riesling '00****
Monte Capella Pinot Grigio '05***
Wolf Blass Cab Sauv Yellow '05***
Sileni 'The Lodge' Chard '04*****
Ygay Rioja Reserva '01****
The Adelphi, Leeds****
Farsyde, Ilkley*****
Viva Cuba, Leeds***
Shanti, Kirkstall****
Chester Fried, Puerto Del Carman, Lanzarote****
La Lonja, Puerto Del Carman, Lanzarote****
Cocina, Bradford****
Sunshine, Ilkley****
Harry Ramsdens, Guiseley****
Farsyde, Ilkley*****
Zen Rendevous, Guiseley****
Olive Tree, Pudsey****
Tubby Wadlow's, Ilkley*****
Saffron, Ilkley***
Brio, Leeds***
Waking The Dead Series 1,2,3,4*****
El Laberinto del Fauno****
Downfall*****
Flightplan****
Band Of Brothers*****
The Exorcism Of Emily Rose***
Letters From Iwo Jima*****
Green Street***
300****
Inside Man***
Munich****
The Lake House*
This Is England*****
March Of The Penguins***
Zodiac****
Control****
Brimham rocks, Feb
Ilkley & Addingham Moor, Jan
Pen-Y-Ghent, Mar
Washburn Valley, Jan
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