Eurovision, The Last Few Portugal Nonstop were created in a Pop Idol type contest, but you prbably already guessed that. Spain Las Ketchup, oh good grief, the four daughters of famous flamenco guitarist El Tomate (it says here), they had a really annoying hit with 'The Ketchup Song' (are you seeing a theme yet ?) in 2002, and this year's song forEurovision is called (here it comes....) 'Bloody Mary'. Turkey ArooooGA ! Wonderful, a cross between Madonna and The Matrix, that's real ink as well. Ukraine Tina Karol and the Glorious People's Revolutionary Army Of The Motherland, singing "Dig the coal, smelt the steel, build the everlasting motherland." Featuring General Heimz Kagrar on percussion and heavy artillery. UK The UK's entry for Eurovision, Daz Sampson, will sing a song that includes the lines "Those girls I'd serenade, thinking of those sixth form chicks that misbehave" whilst a group of schoolgirls dance around him. Isn't this the sort of thing that got Gary Glitter in trouble ? There we are then, the mad, useless and pointless of this fair continent will be strutting their stuff on the 18th and 20th of May, I trust you are waiting with baited breath. Can't get enough ? The Official Eurovision Song Contest Page