More Eurosongvisionthingy Malarky As well as the assorted totty appearing on Eurovision, they also let the Austrians play... Global Kryner, I guarantee you, if they were wearing lederhosen, they'd be slapping it. They describe their music as 'Global Karawanken beat', as if we didn't have enough reasons to laugh at them without masturbation references in their musical style. Norway, the land of satanic death metal, church burning and cheap prawn sandwiches brings us, Wig Wam..... To make themselves a bit more memorable these guys have given themselves amusing nicknames, from the left, Roger Taylor, Pat Butcher, Nikki Sixx, Frankie Poullain. Oh hang on, I seem to have wandered into an alternate dimension there for a moment, they have actually called themselves Teeny, Sporty, Glam and Flash, I think my suggestions were better, anyway they look like they are only there to take the piss and thus deserve to be the outright winners. Germany's entry looks likely to provide some interest as well.... Gracia is already facing calls to quit the contest after it was revelaed that her manager bought 2,000 copies of her single in order to boost it into the German charts, that would be total sales of 2,016 then, oh, and her tits fell out in the semi-final when her 'exuberant, rocky dancing' got a little OTT, another Ruslana perhaps ? Then there's Nox from Hungary..... "On the first album of Nox, the infinitely rich tunes and lyrics of Hungarian folk music are blended with the electronic music of the third millennium. This is how we build a bridge between the ancient Hungarian pentatonic scale with the world of contemporary music." This is Eurovision you know, not University Challenge.