As Yorkshire Soul's fame contiues to spread, along list of 'D' and 'Z' list celebrities have tried to attach themselves to my rising star.... "I read it every day, and so does my wife" - Pope John Paul II "I read it for his powerful, intellectual, centrist diatribes, but the tits and bums are pretty good too" - Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury "He does his hair just like mine" - Gareth Gates "I'll be taking part in Yorkshire Soul's reality show 'Jump Into A Piranah Infested River You Bunch Of Self Centred Petty Celebrity Fuckwits', I think he should work on the title though, must dash, got to shave my balls" - Nadia from Big Brother "Our career has gone into freefall since he stopped writing about us" - TATU "We wouldn't be where we are today if Yorkshire Soul didn't keep posting pictures of us with our pants off" - The Olson Twins (naked) "I love reading about our special needs friends in the Great United British Kingdoms of Yorkshire" - George Bush (in green crayon) "See you in court" - David Hasslehoff S.A.A.A. (Strait As An Arrow) "See you in the bedroom" - Elton John C.A.A.R.O.T (Camp As A Row Of Tents) "Not if I see you first" - Yorkshire Soul B.T.T.W (Backs To The Wall) "Books, wine and any other old bollocks" - Mrs Yorkshire Soul