1. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Going Postal by Terry Pratchett, How Mumbo-Jumbo Conquered The World by Francis Wheen, Moonseed by Stephen Baxter
2. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 2.30pm
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? The evil bloke from Star Wars, him with the red and black spiky head.
4 FAVOURITE BOARD GAME? Ogre
5.FAVOURITE MAGAZINE? National Geographic
6. BABIES? No, but I borrow my sisters and friends sometimes
7. FAVOURITE SOUND? Wind in the heather and distant sheep, or Megadeth at ear splitting volume
8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Is my cricket box supposed to implode on impact ?
9. FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING? Get the wife a cup of tea
10. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
11. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: As I'm not having any, Rachel for a girl, Yngwie for a boy
12. FAVOURITE COLOUR? Black
13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN YOUR LIFE? Family, friends.
14. FAVOURITE FOOD? Oh dear, fillet steak with pepper sauce, braised pheasent with cream and whisky, pigeon breasts with red wine, garlic and red wine, Chinese, Italian, modern British, rare roast rib of beef with Yorkshire puddings and crispy roast potatoes, then chocolate, and a good sized cheeseboard please, petit fours ? Don't mind if I do.
15. IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Guitar, I'd be an absolute fretwank God
16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Not really
17. SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No, I'd just like to make clear that I have never slept with any animal, stuffed or ambulatory
18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? I love storms, you get better weather value with storms
19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? An old Rover automatic, it only died two months ago
20. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO? Jesus
21. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Red wine, big oaky Australian monsters or refined Rioja
22. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR? Some road maps and street maps, my hiking boots, daysack and leather hat, and some rope, handcuffs and a gag, but don't tell the waitresses, it'll only worry them
23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Not always, but I eat more of it than Geroge Bush does.
24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Patron of a combined fine wine and sf book store.
25. PERSON LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO THIS?
26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes
27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half full, where's the bloody bottle gone, I bet Paddy's finished it off
28. FAVOURITE MOVIE? Dune, or Schindler's List
29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? No, and my fingers have dyslexia
30. WHATS UNDER YOUR BED? Carpet
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? "And England are now 200-1"
32. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? Cricket
33. SAY AT LEAST ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. I stole it!
34. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE? Up the side of some fairly innaccessible hillside up the Dales, I'd like half of it sunk into the ground, but with a vast panoramic window so I can see the vast, panoramic Yorkshire landscape
35. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My Dragonfly skull shirt, I know, I know, after all I've said about designer punks
36. BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY? Mountains
37. TECHNOLOGY OR ART? I have to choose ? If I choose art can it be the kind with naked ladies ? Yes! Ok then, art it is
38. COMEDY OR HORROR? How about Shaun Of The Dead, 'A Romance - With Zombies'
39. FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? Bum, then legs
40. FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY? I quite like early in the morning when nobody else is around
41.THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT? Goldie Lookin' Chain
42. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED? Hey! This is a family blog!
43. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY? Mind
44. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? About 7
45.WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE KITCHEN ITEM? My super sexy one piece Global Vanadium knife, mind you, I have a chrome Magimix and that's pretty hot as well
46. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY? Staff phoning in sick, are you dead ? No, then get in to work, oh, and global warming
47. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV? I'm not really a car person, on the whole I'd prefer a chauffer
48. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE? Yes
49. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON? Winter, because I get alot more time off and holidays
50. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Can I be a vampire ? Does that count as a super power ? No, ok then, I'll settle for an invisible force field that destroys any approaching mosquito, by buggery I'm allergic to their bites.
51. DO YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? Yes, I have a little skull on my right upper arm, and a skull with a Yorkshire rose in it's teeth on my left arm
52. CAN YOU JUGGLE? I can drop and smash things with some aplomb
53. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE DAY? Don't have one
54. WHICH DO YOU PREFER SUSHI OR HAMBURGER? Burger I'm afraid, apart from smoked salmon I'm not really into raw fish
55. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU WILL EMAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO REPLY? I'm not emailing it!
56. WHO DID YOU RECEIVE THIS FROM? Stolen from
Chatiry57.WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CARTOON? Simpsons
58. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL? How about, Lobster Thermidor to start with a vintage Riesling, then some game, perhaps venison in a port sauce, with mustard mash and roast vegetables, accompanied by a rather epic Amarone, chocolate for dessert, a sumptous dark mousse with raspberries and langue du chat biscuits, a glass of Tokay, then a cheeseboard with stilton, mature cheddar, some goats cheese, plenty of port with the cheese, then coffee, then some Armagnac.
59. IF YOU COULD TAKE A VACATION ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD IT BE? Las Vegas, New Orleans and New York, which is exactly where I'm going
60. DO YOU HAVE PETS? No, and don't buy me any more fish, they just die