1. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Going Postal by Terry Pratchett, How Mumbo-Jumbo Conquered The World by Francis Wheen, Moonseed by Stephen Baxter 2. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 2.30pm 3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? The evil bloke from Star Wars, him with the red and black spiky head. 4 FAVOURITE BOARD GAME? Ogre 5.FAVOURITE MAGAZINE? National Geographic 6. BABIES? No, but I borrow my sisters and friends sometimes 7. FAVOURITE SOUND? Wind in the heather and distant sheep, or Megadeth at ear splitting volume 8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Is my cricket box supposed to implode on impact ? 9. FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING? Get the wife a cup of tea 10. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 11. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: As I'm not having any, Rachel for a girl, Yngwie for a boy 12. FAVOURITE COLOUR? Black 13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN YOUR LIFE? Family, friends. 14. FAVOURITE FOOD? Oh dear, fillet steak with pepper sauce, braised pheasent with cream and whisky, pigeon breasts with red wine, garlic and red wine, Chinese, Italian, modern British, rare roast rib of beef with Yorkshire puddings and crispy roast potatoes, then chocolate, and a good sized cheeseboard please, petit fours ? Don't mind if I do. 15. IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Guitar, I'd be an absolute fretwank God 16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Not really 17. SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No, I'd just like to make clear that I have never slept with any animal, stuffed or ambulatory 18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? I love storms, you get better weather value with storms 19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? An old Rover automatic, it only died two months ago 20. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO? Jesus 21. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Red wine, big oaky Australian monsters or refined Rioja 22. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR? Some road maps and street maps, my hiking boots, daysack and leather hat, and some rope, handcuffs and a gag, but don't tell the waitresses, it'll only worry them 23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Not always, but I eat more of it than Geroge Bush does. 24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Patron of a combined fine wine and sf book store. 25. PERSON LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO THIS? 26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes 27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half full, where's the bloody bottle gone, I bet Paddy's finished it off 28. FAVOURITE MOVIE? Dune, or Schindler's List 29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? No, and my fingers have dyslexia 30. WHATS UNDER YOUR BED? Carpet 31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? "And England are now 200-1" 32. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? Cricket 33. SAY AT LEAST ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. I stole it! 34. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE? Up the side of some fairly innaccessible hillside up the Dales, I'd like half of it sunk into the ground, but with a vast panoramic window so I can see the vast, panoramic Yorkshire landscape 35. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My Dragonfly skull shirt, I know, I know, after all I've said about designer punks 36. BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY? Mountains 37. TECHNOLOGY OR ART? I have to choose ? If I choose art can it be the kind with naked ladies ? Yes! Ok then, art it is 38. COMEDY OR HORROR? How about Shaun Of The Dead, 'A Romance - With Zombies' 39. FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? Bum, then legs 40. FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY? I quite like early in the morning when nobody else is around 41.THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT? Goldie Lookin' Chain 42. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED? Hey! This is a family blog! 43. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY? Mind 44. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? About 7 45.WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE KITCHEN ITEM? My super sexy one piece Global Vanadium knife, mind you, I have a chrome Magimix and that's pretty hot as well 46. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY? Staff phoning in sick, are you dead ? No, then get in to work, oh, and global warming 47. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV? I'm not really a car person, on the whole I'd prefer a chauffer 48. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE? Yes 49. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON? Winter, because I get alot more time off and holidays 50. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Can I be a vampire ? Does that count as a super power ? No, ok then, I'll settle for an invisible force field that destroys any approaching mosquito, by buggery I'm allergic to their bites. 51. DO YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? Yes, I have a little skull on my right upper arm, and a skull with a Yorkshire rose in it's teeth on my left arm 52. CAN YOU JUGGLE? I can drop and smash things with some aplomb 53. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE DAY? Don't have one 54. WHICH DO YOU PREFER SUSHI OR HAMBURGER? Burger I'm afraid, apart from smoked salmon I'm not really into raw fish 55. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU WILL EMAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO REPLY? I'm not emailing it! 56. WHO DID YOU RECEIVE THIS FROM? Stolen from Chatiry 57.WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CARTOON? Simpsons 58. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL? How about, Lobster Thermidor to start with a vintage Riesling, then some game, perhaps venison in a port sauce, with mustard mash and roast vegetables, accompanied by a rather epic Amarone, chocolate for dessert, a sumptous dark mousse with raspberries and langue du chat biscuits, a glass of Tokay, then a cheeseboard with stilton, mature cheddar, some goats cheese, plenty of port with the cheese, then coffee, then some Armagnac. 59. IF YOU COULD TAKE A VACATION ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD IT BE? Las Vegas, New Orleans and New York, which is exactly where I'm going 60. DO YOU HAVE PETS? No, and don't buy me any more fish, they just die