Hello, hoorah, the course is open, we have a Ladies Alliance, and I might actually earn some money for the first time in a fortnight. I've found a special little game for our special little friend Squirrel Boy, look at those pesky critters go. Here's a smashing little animation based on the Shoah. The Cumming First Organ, bet you don't believe this is worksafe, but it is. So, last week dear old Johnny Lyddon walked out of I'm a Celebrity, pneumatic Katie Price got the chop, whinging Lord Brocket departed last night leaving just Kerry, and hasn't she changed, posh bird Jenny and less of a twat than he was at the start Peter Andre, Kerry to win then. Lydon is definitely an oddball, although he comes over all mouth and testosterone, don't you think he's just hiding a lot of insecurity underneath. What surprises me about the press coverage of the last couple of weeks is the way many papers have referred to him as Sid's best mate. Oddly, I remember Lydon describing Vicious as "a wanker" and saying "friends ? Sid didn't have any friends." Lydon's obvious devotion to his partner, Nora Forster, is charming though. He describes himself as being devoted to Nora, her children and grandchildren, and he has a really positive attitude to marriage, I'll let Johnny Rotten, marriage guidance counselor, finish off the piece.......... "I don't understand the fiasco of endless divorces and showbiz marriages. Anyone can get it wrong, but it is exceptionally satisfying to get it right, so take that little bit of extra effort."