Recipe of the Week : Cock au Vin This just in from Yorkshire Soul's German correspondant Armin Meiwes........... 1) Drink lots of red wine (Good lad Armin, I'm with you so far) 2) With a sharp carving knife, cut off your cock (I'll assume that something was lost in translation here, he probably means cut up your chicken) 3) Try to staunch the bleeding whilst pan frying the penis with a little olive oil, garlic and pepper (Oh dear, I think Armin's gone off on one) This is of course the revolting, but fascinating, case of the German Cannibal, who advertised for 'willing' victims on the net. You might think that there are some crimes so low, so base, so repulsive, that no-one could possibly try and make publicity from it, not so feckless arseholes PETA, who, in a publicity stunt that is low even by their bottom feeding standards, sent Meiwes some tofu and a veggy cookbook. "It would be a major coup if we could convert Meiwes to vegetarianism" said their spokesperson. While you're at it, why don't you find some pedophiles and rapists to rally to the veggy cause. If you are still in any doubt that PETA are the most stupid people on the face of the planet, look here for PETA's bizarre attempt to link milk consumption with racism.