Book Review - Vurt, Jeff Noon ***** Right, pay attention. Scribble's got the hots for Desdemona, so like people do, they fuck, Des' his sister, but it doesn't matter. It does matter when they get too far in the Vurt on a dodgy yellow feather, Des vanishes and is swapped with a lumpen, six armed alien. Experiments follow, if you eat the Aliens flesh it works like hyper ecstasy. Scribble hangs with the Stash Riders, doing Vurt feathers, drugs and low level crime, he really wants to get Des back from the Vurt, he'll try anything. Game Cat and Sniffing General won't help, the Robochef is more useful, and he gets to shag his wife in a bitch on heat dog porno vurt. What follows is this, more fucking, lots more drugs, vurt bleeding into the real, bitch cops with big guns and shadow cops with info beams, dream snakes everywhere, blue feathers, black feathers, people shot with guns, people shot with big guns getting a bad, nay terminal case of the fractal lights, still following me? Car chases whilst locked into the vurt, that bloody bitch cop again, revelations on vurt swapping, dogman punk/dance music, shadowgothgirls, more dreamsnakes, the Uberdog, Turdsville and all kinds of shit, taking of the illegal feather, a swap and DON'T WAKE THE SLEEPER! Did you get all that ? No ? Read it then, it's rather good.