I read with a little sadness that MSN are about to shut all of their chatrooms, supposedly to prevent pedophiles from getting access to children, on this basis we should close all public parks, cinemas, churches and schools. I enjoy chatrooms from time to time, and would have thought that the monitored MSN rooms were slightly safer than the hundreds of rooms operating from other, possibly less reputable sites. On a serious note though, you will have read many stories about nubile, teenage girls running off with older men, and like me you may be wondering, what chat up lines do they use, mine never seem to work. So come on girls, you only have two weeks left to respond to..... "Portly, beardy, hairy old bloke wants to whisper to blonde, under 16, Britney lookalike"