Anti Grohlbalisation Wake up the Wombles, alert the anarchists, get your protest boots on, globalisation is upon us, and its face is Dave Grohl. It all started innocently enough, he reaches mega stardom with Nirvana, singer swallows a shotgun and he's forced to start a new band, thus the Foo Fighters, but now evil Grohl has a taste for new bands, seizing the opportunity (or the drum stool ) he picks up sticks for Tenecious D. Not satisfied with this he then appears with Queens Of The Stone Age. Is this then end ? No! Grohl has taken over drumming duties for Killing Joke and rumour has it that he's doing a spot of 'filling in' for Mike Bourdin behind Ozzy, darker rumours have it that Bourdin has been made in to the sausages of the same name. Ysoul spoke to a frightened drummer yesterday, he wishes only to be known as Lars U. YS - "So Mr Ulrich, oh shit, sorry Lars, so what has happened to you ?" LU - "He started turning up after gigs and loitering with the drum roadie, then he'd just stand in the corridor holding some sticks and force me to walk around him, I mean he's so much bigger than me." YS - "But you are a Danish dwarf are you not ?" LU - "Hey man! I'm really worried though, I sat on the stool the other night and it had been set for a six foot man........." YS - "Not a four foot three monkey boy then?" LU - "Hey man!! I couldn't even reach the drum pedals." YS - "Cheers Lars, you can find your own way under the door." LU - "Heeeeeeey maaaaaaan!!! Stop it"