T-Shirt Aha, the new Olympus designs t-shirt and hoody catalogue. I'm often on the verge of purchasing one of their witty slogan shirts......... "I'd rather be dead than cool" for example, or perhaps "You say I'm a freak like it's a bad thing" but definitely not "I worship satan" as I'm a Christian, or "Smash the system" ?? and let everyone starve to death as they live in cities and cannot grow their own food ? Or did you mean the political system, well read up on Spain's anarchist period, fools. Anyway, I need another sort of tee, one that says a bit more about me............. "Right wing, pro-police, pro-hunting environmentalist, but not hippy. Don't smash the system, make adjustments so it works better. Christian, so satan can fuck right off. I don't do drugs (see Ozzy for reasons). Meat eater and proud of it, some don't try to take some pseudo bullshit moralistic high ground against me you pasty faced carrot gobbler. Try everything at least once, barring murder, rape, incest, pedophilia and supporting Man U. Being in the majority does not make you right, nor does being a minority, oppressed or otherwise, justify your words and actions. I'm not a racist, but I do criticism elements of Asian youth and black 'Gangsta/drugs' culture. I'm a proud Tyke, and a proud Englishman, Southerners are a soft lot, it has been medically proven, please note, contrary to BBC1 opinion, the rest of the country does not grind to a halt when half an inch of snow falls in Piccadilly Circus." OK then, plenty of information, but I think it lacks that snappiness that slogan shirts usually have, also it's lucky I'm a big lad or the size of shirt needed for all this would drown me. Maybe I will just buy the one that says "Jesus Freak" and wear it in a post-modern, ironic manner.