Strangely, when I had to re-write yesterdays YS due to a last minute blogger fault, I did a different article from the one I was planning to write. I was going to have a go at Peter Jackson, who sadly has fallen a few points in my esteem. The Daily Mail gave away a free LOTRTTT Cd at the weekend with two film trailers, a short interview with PJ, and some other goodies. In the interview PJ explains why he dislikes 'Editors Cut' films as they imply that the wrong version was released to cinema, fair enough. He then goes on to say that he likes extended DVD versions of films as they allow him to flesh out the story a little more (and presumably pump more dollars into his already vastly swollen pockets), well, this seems like exactly the same thing to me, nothing like a little hypocrisy to start the day. I have been betrayed, let down in the worst way. You may have been following the stellar career of Amanda Greaves in the Ilkley Gazette ( or Gusset to regular readers), but in an otherwise touching and moving piece last week, "Torches needed for street service", about a special Marie Curie remembrance service on the Grove, Amanda writes "Service at the Bandstand, on the Grove, on Sunday December 5th". Oh no, there it is, in black and white for all to see, it should be "On Sunday December 7th", just think of all those poor folks who are going to be stood out in the Friday rush hour if they arrive on the 5th! Maybe though, just maybe, there is a glimmer of hope, maybe a malicious typesetter is to blame, or a proofreader who cut work half an hour early, I'm holding on to this hope, it's all we have left. Finally, over in Mirfield, you can go to a church service that goes something like this................ Vicar : Kneel for the Lord's Prayer Voice : Up yours nancy boy Vicar : Our Father..... Voice : Fucks my mother! Vicar : Thy kingdome come.... Voice : Come all over, ooer Vicar : Thy will be done........ Voice : Who wants a shag? The reason for this, St Marys in Mirfield have accidently acquired a sweary parrot, it hides ion the bell tower and flits around the church during services, personally, I think the vicar did it himself to swell attendance, I mean what small child wouldn't go to church if there was a chance of seeing a swearing parrot on the font. Fancy seeing an intolerant avian ? Go Here.