If you have time today, do pop over to Deconstructme (link in the sidebar to the right) and check out the hilarious baby name site that Kitteh posted yesterday. We are thinking of buying a house in Ilkley, which will be expensive, preparations are in hand though, small children are being kidnapped and ransomed. If the kidnap idea doesn't work (two couples still think I'm the nanny!), I'll just stand out in Brook Street with a collection tin for the Countryside Alliance, guaranteed to raise a fortune around here. Many properties in Ilkley are on the expensive side, and big, we've been looking at this one............ 7 Bedrooms, 5 En-suite 4 bathrooms 2 kindergartens 2 dining rooms 2 living rooms 3 kitchens 3 more bedrooms 1 priest nook 2 slave cubbys extensive stables, kennels and dove-cots to the rear 4 flunky cabins swimming pool, heated indoor aquarium, heated indoor small zoo library secret room 2 study's hunting lodge granny flat (with granny) werewolf kennel oh hell there's another five bedrooms around this side, two en-suite another two bathrooms gun room bolt hole boot room (inc slipper rack and stilleto shelving) walk in dresser (inc hat rack, cloak rail and cummerbund pegs) views of the West Riding, East Riding and Lancashire obtained by peering under the carpet For Sale by Private Treaty, Public Auction or Outright Bloody Miracle.