And another thing, if it wasn't bad enough that we have 'Japanese' aliens in Star Wars, now we get Cockney barrow boy orcs in Lord of the Rings. "Cor blimey guvnor, we got ter get these 'obbits up the apple and pears into Orthanc and no mistake" I realise my horde of American readers are not really into football, they like games with bigger scores, so for the benefit of the Yanks, here are the soccer results in Americanese........ Arsenal Arseholes 418 - Middlesborough Mudsticks 174 Birmingham Bombers - 65 - Charlton (and the Wheelies) 65 Chelsea Foreigners - 385 - Aston Villa Wan***s 2 Leeds Please Sack El Tel 120 - Lucky Lucky Southampton 120 Blackburn Rovers 340 - Scumchester Retardedfans 0 However I try to manipulate the scores though, I still always end up with Bradford City Nil.