I was pondering, as I do in quiet moments, I was pondering what YSoul would be like in ten years time. Most likely of course will be that I have long since lost patience with the daily blogging routine, and my inability to stop swearing on the new 'Sony Portablogger' headset has had me removed from 15 different ISP's. If however, I have continued the daily blog what will have changed ? Will I still be stealing amusing links from other blogs ? Will I be able to resist pushing up my hits my mentioning naked celebrities ? Will I have learned how to spell Avril Lavigne ? Let us time travel then, and find out....................(just imagine a sort of Dr.Who type sound effect here) Here we are in the year 2012, Yorkshiresoul is still blogging but under the name 'Half Yorkshire - Half Catalan - Half cut'. YS finally did get to see Avril Lavigne naked (as well as spelling her name correctly), but so did everybody else when the faded star appeared nude in the Christmas 2010 issue of Playboy, shortly after her six month stay in the Betty Ford Clinic. YSoul's beloved Leeds United languished in the 1st Division for three seasons after the awful Venables relegation year, they recently lost their manager again, but with recent improvements in cloning technology, Don Revie takes over at the start of next season. Orange decided on a more aggressive marketing strategy, YSoul once again challenged them over their "Bearded men are dirty poofs" adline, but lost the fight to the 18 stone troll from the marketing department, and spent three months in traction. The story made the papers and media worldwide, he even got a visit from Tara Palmer-Tompkinson, then he even got her phone number, then he got lucky, then he got crabs. YS spent three years in prison in the middle of the decade, after England lost their umpteenth consecutive Ashes series YS finally snapped at Headingley, England were 32-7 in their second innings, facing an improbable Australian target of 712-2 declared (R Ponting 435 n.o.). As Matthew Hayden lashed his third six of the over from an out of form Ryan Sidebottom, YSoul ran from his seat in the West Terrace and violently assaulted Hayden with a rolled up copy of the Yorkshire Post. (It was later reported that although most of the newspaper was successfully removed, the Australian was still passing parts of the sports section two weeks later). Despite widespread support for YSoul's actions, he was jailed for a five year stretch. After leaving prison YSoul got a lucky break and landed a job as UK Sales Director for Spanish Wines, spending his summers in England, his winters in Barcelona, and most of the time drunk, he is said to be fairly happy although he still wishes people would read him for his faintly humorous scribblings rather than looking for naked teenage pop stars.