You, dear reader are....... The average Ysoul reader is an American, he, or perhaps she, came here looking for porn, Avril Levigne naked (which I'm almost sure I've never mentioned), slapper download code and information on rabbit lamping. The next largest contingent of YS addicts are the Brits, they come in search of porn, the Wildhearts, Adam Ant and the naked ladies of Yorkshire. The last notable section are the plucky Norwegians, these hardy Nordic types come in search of porn, the Wembley Demolition cam, Iain Banks and Nancy Dell'Olio naked. Making up the rump are the solitary readers, just the one each, from Australia (hello Pixelkitty), NZ, RSA, Canada and the Imperial Taoist Kingdom of Mahatma. If things are running true to form they came looking for Avril Levigne and Nancy Dell'Olio having full on hardcore porno sex with the Wiildhearts in front of Wembley Stadium whilst Adam Ant whips Iain Banks with a naked rabbit. All things taken into consideration, I think some of you lot need therapy, quickly.