Ok, ok, clam down, don't panic. It's all been planned in advance, Nasser knows what he's doing. I know we fielded a pretty good side, and I know three of their players were over 50 (runs and years, bah), yes and Harmison has bowled one of the longest overs in cricketing history, but its ok, we're just lulling the Aussies into a false sense of security. Gluttons for punishment can check out the Lilac Hill scorecard. You can check out the sorry tale of the last Ashes series here. If all that was just too depressing, cheer yourself up by purchasing a Barmy Army Ashes shirt, that'll do nicely.